Ben Brown The Case of the Apple Pie There’s been a string of disappearances in the neighborhood. In a single month, Pastrami Sandwich, Pot Roast all vanished macabre traces remain foul play certain now Apple Pie’s gone missing little crust flakes and splattered filling gobs on the morning floor. There’s a killer in the kitchen. Authorities baffled, residents hysterical telling tales of “clickety-clacks” approaching in the night each time to take yet another victim At breakfast, I try to crack the case dog comes over to say good morning cheerful tail thwacking eyeing my breakfast, licking his lips yawning with breath smelling odd good, even, like cinnamon, or like apples
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